I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
