Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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