How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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