Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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