Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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