I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Shame - the story of my life.
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