if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My brain says no but my pants say off.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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