Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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