its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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