hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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