Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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