So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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