Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
