You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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