This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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