Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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