please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Girls should come with a carfax report
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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