He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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