Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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