i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
never play flip cup with pint glasses
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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