Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Randomize
