I bet he comes in French.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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