All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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