Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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