i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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