Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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