yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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