i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you win again, gameday.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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