can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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