Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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