I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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