Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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