recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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