I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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