So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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