This is not my ceiling
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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