So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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