It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Randomize
