who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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