Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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