So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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