my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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