I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
