im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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