She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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