Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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