we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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