Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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