I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
