Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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