id be glad to
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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